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You see them everywhere. They are held together with twine and happy thoughts, making horrendous noises and clouds of smoke. It is amazing they still move under their own power and people are driving them to work everyday.
There is an Impreza wagon at work with rust holes you could put your hand through, 25% of bumper cover, it rocked a spare for most of the winter and continues to make a variety horrible sounds. Yet there it is everyday at work a shambling hulk more dead than alive.
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Sounds like my brother’s F-150. It loses about a pound of rust every time the doors are slammed shut.
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It’s sad.
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It’ll probably out live us all.
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Probably. It has 300k+ kilometres on it, was sitting for over a year, and started right up once we put gas in it and charged the battery.
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For just your donation of less than a cup of coffee a second you can give these cars enough gas to get a cup of coffee and all the preventative maintenance required.
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*glances at sidebar* - okay, just how self-descriptive is this meant to be?
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Steady on there, Sarah McLemon.
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“Zombie Cars” describes 2/3 of my whole fleet.
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In the arms of Tavarish. Fly away from here.
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One of us!
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More than I had anticipated.
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Reduce weight and add lightness, he’s turning it into a race truck
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GOOBLE GOBLE!
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That’s what I keep telling him. Improved gas mileage too.